its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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