How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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