there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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