david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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