It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
false alarm, still single
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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