Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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