you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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