Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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