That reminds me...we need to get swords
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i out mim tonsoeep
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