It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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