how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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