I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
they're like a gay fantastic four
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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