My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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