Already got asked if we're dating
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
