i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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