What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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