I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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