i may or may not be watching the land before time
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Mom said you looked used
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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