Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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