Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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