its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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