just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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