I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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