Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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