It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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