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I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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