No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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