I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I checked into jail on foursquare
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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