my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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