Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize