just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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