I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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