Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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