This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
