omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
you would pick up someone in the library
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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