Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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