don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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