I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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