Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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