That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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