eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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