His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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