think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Randomize
