I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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