Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
