your thong is hanging out like whoa
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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