I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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