Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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