her vagine was all disorganized.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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