I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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